He was the DEA's chief spokesman, a boring government PR job. But after leaving, Garrison Courtney reinvented himself as something far more exciting: a covert CIA operative running classified missions in Africa. For four years, he convinced defense contractors to put him on their payroll as "commercial cover," promised them lucrative government contracts that would never come, and duped real intelligence officials into vouching for him. He held meetings inside actual classified facilities, made people surrender their phones, and threatened anyone who questioned him with arrest for "leaking classified information." When the FBI finally closed in, the people he scammed actually stonewalled investigators—convinced they'd be betraying national security by talking. His $4.4 million fraud earned him seven years in federal prison. This is the story of how one man weaponized Washington's obsession with secrecy to pull off one of the most audacious cons in recent memory.